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The following is a letter written by a preacher to an aspirin company.

 

Dear Sir: I noticed your aspirin works great Monday through Friday, for I see people making it to their jobs and it seems to work even greater on Saturday. I see people with arthritis out working in the yard, playing golf, boating, but your aspirin seems to be worthless on Sunday. Could you please add an ingredient that would work on Sunday?

 

The aspirin company replied with the following.

Dear Sir: Thank you for your letter. We thank you for recognizing that our product works wonders every day but Sunday. We would remind you that aspirin is not a derivative of aspiration. Aspirin was not designed to create desire, ambition, nor enthusiasm. This it the human factor that must be added. This is why it works so well on Monday through Friday and especially on Saturday. We are sorry but our product was not designed to treat religious indifference and lukewarmness. It will not inspire faith nor religious zeal.